Have you been the subject of "humane" cat population control, better known as genital mutilation? Or perhaps photos of you have been uploaded onto the detesable lolcat. Maybe even you have been neglected for hours on end as your slaves, who should be serving you go to these mysterious "job" thingys, leavng you home with the maniacal dog. Sure, we can't turn back the clock on your neuter or spay, or the hurt you felt when you were negcted by your servant,or even regain ALL of your dignity, but either way, we could help you get compensation in a class action settlement. Contact the law offices of Purry, Herringlove and Scratchpost. We can help you get compensation for your genitals/dignity/necessary care.
I'm starting a nationwide nip transport service. I'd like as many cats as possible who can to farm nip and/or distribute it within a certain distance (preferrably neighborhood. please reply if you are interested. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!
I have way too much catnip for just me and my sister, and am willing to share some if you want it. This is good quality stuff and well worth it. Will deliver, but only within the neighborhood. If living outside of neighborhood, please come pick it up.
I just found my human's stash of wrapping paper, and I'm about to start clawing my way through the rolls, but I need more and am willing to pay handsomely for any leads.
***I will pick up if within a 2-block radius.
Need to give my human some direction to avoid receive cat antlers like I did last year. Thoughts on good gift requests?
A one of a kind opportunity to share your vocal talents and give back to the community. Sing off for the kittens. Saturday December 20th. Saint Michael's Cathedral. 2a.m.
So they bring a tree in the house and then complain when we want to climb it? Did they forget that we're CATS? And by the way, who brings a tree INSIDE? Freaks.
The local animal shelter is hosting "pet Santa photos" this weekend. I have been informed I'm going, and mom bought a cat sized elf costume. Very unimpressed. Hoping this may warn you in time to miss this torture!
I just happened upon a PILE of boxes in the spare bedroom. I have no idea why the humans were hiding these from me. Selfish. Anyway, there are WAY too many boxes for me to enjoy (don't think I didn't consider it), so come on over Friday night for a BOX PARTY. Hit me up for details. Bring your own nip. Leave your hisses at home.
I keep hearing conversations about tukry and gravey. What's up with that? Anyone hav any ideas? I need to plan for somthing like that.