My humans have this great antique dresser with HUGE drawers that are filled with linens of all kinds. It's the perfect napping drawer, but way too big for only me. Looking for several cats of all sizes who don't mind close quarters. Cats with flatulence issues need not apply.
my name is kevin. first of all, i'm not a weirdo. i have trouble making friends and have always gotten along with cats. looking for open minded felines who prefer the company of dogs. i don't smell too bad and won't eat poop out of your litter box. I don't do that anymore.
Stupid dog keeps stealing my best sun puddle that ONLY HAPPENS IN THE AFTERNOON. He's kind of fat so I can't move him. I want my spot back. Any suggestions?
p.s. anybody want to adopt a dog?
Tird of yor small box? here is a big 1 and its bearly uzed. rent is cheep. sliding skale avalabel.
hit me up 4 mre detales.
The human kids are going back to school and I managed to grab a bunch of brand new pencils from the kitchen table. It's way too much for me, and I don't want to be greedy. Who wants to meet somewhere and help me chew these pencils?
**No swallowing anything. I don't want a medical situation on my paws. If you are a swallower, please do not reply.
My human is putting lids on all cups and bottles now. Even the cups of water she takes to bed. What, does she expect me to completely dehydrate?
Someone gave me a MOUSE for my birthday and this is what showed up. Funny joke. Real funny. Does anyone have a use for this? It bats around fairly easily, but I'm not keeping it on principle.
Will trade for most anything.
i found this weird thing sitting on my persons bookshelf. wtf? it has no face and is holding a cat. is that creepy or what? what does it mean? is my person turining into an alien? why is a no face person holding a cat? there are so many questions, but i just want it out of my house now.
Maybe you are an artist and want to draw a face on it. or pee on it.
You pick up.
this DOG is makin me crazeeee!! he won't stop barcking all day longg and eye have to sleep u know. look. im so tireed i cant eveen spelll rite. ive onelee had 15 hourz of sleep in last day. I AM LOZING MY MIIND!!
So tomorrow I'm getting reuinted with my birth mother, a dilute calico who gave me up three years ago. Since then she's been spayed and she found me through a friend of a friend. I feel like I should give her a gift, but I've never really met her. Is a dead moth too personal? Please advise.