I've been catnapped by the neighbors across the parking lot, the ones with the fat torties and the annoying orange guy. I was trying to stay warm on their air conditioner outside when they went outside and brought me into their house. They keep saying it was too cold - bah! I've done this loads of times!
Anyway, their food isn't my food, and everything smells like a$$hole neighbor cats, all of whom keep getting up in my $hit. I've tried to lay down the law and so far all I've done is stake out an area around a small heater. I may try sneaking out when no one's looking though.
Meowing loudly at the humans isn't working. Neither is crying. I want to go home. How do I make it clear that I just want them to open the damn door and let me out???