What's up with this guy? I saw him in my backyard and he's eating an apple which I thought was HUMAN food, but apparently not because this freak is eating it. Is he a squirrel and human hybrid? Has anyone heard of such a thing? Will he get human sized? Should I be worried? Because I'm kind of worried. Has anyone else seen him?
i just found this bowl that once held yogurt. not sure about flavor, but it tastes pretty good. i think it's only a couple hours old so just slightly dried. you might like the challenge. i have no patience.
bonus: comes with spoon. look at sweet arial shot.
make an offer.
Kiki- fluffy black female Persian cross. Around 6 years old. Professional huntress.
Ozzy- black and white male tuxedo, on the heavy side. 4 years. Good at scouting out nip and liver treats.
Lynx- Moderately fluffy female former-feral. Around 2 or 3 years. Tabby colored. Could be a huntress with work, could get things like bags and strings for the gang.
All 3 of us are partially outdoor cats that can handle a rough-and-tumble gang of alleycats. Contact if you are lookinng for your next top alleycats!
Found my humans' hidden stash of plastic bags. Willing to give the smaller bags away free, the larger ones I will trade for nip or a catnip mouse toy. I can deliver but only in the neighborhood. If outside the neighborhood, you'll have to come pick it up. I will be keeping a few and if anyone wants to stay a while and sleep on them or help me shred them, feel free.
Have you been the subject of "humane" cat population control, better known as genital mutilation? Or perhaps photos of you have been uploaded onto the detesable lolcat. Maybe even you have been neglected for hours on end as your slaves, who should be serving you go to these mysterious "job" thingys, leavng you home with the maniacal dog. Sure, we can't turn back the clock on your neuter or spay, or the hurt you felt when you were negcted by your servant,or even regain ALL of your dignity, but either way, we could help you get compensation in a class action settlement. Contact the law offices of Purry, Herringlove and Scratchpost. We can help you get compensation for your genitals/dignity/necessary care.
I'm starting a nationwide nip transport service. I'd like as many cats as possible who can to farm nip and/or distribute it within a certain distance (preferrably neighborhood. please reply if you are interested. THANK YOU IN ADVANCE!
Seeking a spayed/intact cat. Nice temperament and preferably surviveable. I am two and a half, intact, live in nice house w/ cat lady. 15 cats in same house, must be able handle competition.
I have way too much catnip for just me and my sister, and am willing to share some if you want it. This is good quality stuff and well worth it. Will deliver, but only within the neighborhood. If living outside of neighborhood, please come pick it up.
I just found my human's stash of wrapping paper, and I'm about to start clawing my way through the rolls, but I need more and am willing to pay handsomely for any leads.
***I will pick up if within a 2-block radius.
Need to give my human some direction to avoid receive cat antlers like I did last year. Thoughts on good gift requests?