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portland, oregon whiskerslist > services > beauty
Thursday, October 1, 2015 - 11:48pm

does your human smell nasty?

do they not take good care of themselves?

well now you don't have to clean them! hire me and i'll clean them for you.

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palo alto, california whiskerslist > housing > sale
Thursday, October 1, 2015 - 11:44pm

a cute small house to fit all ur cat needs. well used.

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chandler, arizona whiskerslist > personals > rants/raves/hisses
Wednesday, September 30, 2015 - 9:24pm

i like to loaf on top of their hips (or their butts, LOL)

what about u ???

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chula vista, california whiskerslist > personals > rants/raves/hisses
Wednesday, September 30, 2015 - 9:22pm

found this on my owner's bed. not sure what to make of it, other than the fact that she is wearing the faces of OTHER CATS on her head.

am i justified in my anger???

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naples, florida whiskerslist > personals > seeking
Tuesday, September 29, 2015 - 10:50pm

And when I say clean, i mean CLEAN.

Are you a tom between the ages of 2 and 5? Would you consider yourself an old fashioned lover? Would you say you have SPOTLESS fur?

I am looking for a serious relationship. If you fit the above requirements, please send me a message including your name, location, age, a picture (important), and approximately how many hours you spend a day bathing (also important).

I will know if you're lying.


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duluth, minnesota whiskerslist > for sale > sale
Tuesday, September 29, 2015 - 10:45pm

Need a space for your next gathering? Maybe for a neighborhood potluck? Or just some time with your friends- completely away from your owners?

Well, have I got the space for you! 

It's  large, spacious, dark wood deck. No risk of splinters or nothing! 

Do whatever you want! Heck, even throw a party! (all cat nip and traces of cat nip must be cleaned before you leave)

Hit me up if you're lookin for a place to hold your next event! 

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san francisco, california whiskerslist > personals > seeking
Monday, September 28, 2015 - 8:54pm


I am known as the most successful mouser in the Bay Area. I occasionally take in a youngster to mentor them in the ways of mousing. 

My most recent apprentice has graduated. He goes on to do wonderful things. Now I seek a new one to learn in his place.

Send me a personal message with a short paragraph on why you think you're right for the apprenticeship. You will hear from me within 24 hours.

Good luck.

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chesapeake, virginia whiskerslist > community > lost + found
Monday, September 28, 2015 - 8:17pm

uhhhh idk if u like...want it back.... this is kidna gross but i found a claw on the ground like out by the dumpster and like, i know i wouldnt want mine back but idk how u live ur life so..... hit me up if its urs and u want it back.

no judgments

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Lakewood co whiskerslist > community > lost + found
Sunday, September 27, 2015 - 9:57am

me needs me mice

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meowsburry, massachusetts whiskerslist > jobs > for hire
Saturday, September 26, 2015 - 7:46pm

I have a degree from MIT (meow institute of technology), and I am ready to work for you!

I can:

  • set mouse traps
  • rig your cat feeders to give you more food
  • and much, much more!

you can contact me at

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