Look at this cool thing. It smells like people breath after they brush their teeth, but slides LIKE A BOSS. Make an offer, but it should be pretty good because have I mentioned how SLIDEY this his??
My people are now putting lids on their cups! How am I supposed to tip them over now??? Apparently they want me to dehydrate. THANKS A LOT.
I found these fake flowers in my house. At first I thought they were real, but then I took a bite and learned they are not. They do taste pretty good though and there are a lot of them. Who wants to come over tomorrow and share the chewing with me? Bring catnip and a few jokes. I like to have a good time.
I found these things on my person's desk. Ive been swatting them around and am here to tell you they are QUALITY MERCHANDISE. Good for swatting and chewing. Not sure exactly what each thing is, but the person puts the green thing on her lips. It must taste pretty good.
Best offer accepted, BUT NO LOW BALLS!! (LOL)
u will love this nip or my name isn't Stinky O'Brien. LOL.
message me and lets meetup, bro.
Behold my beautiful manicure. I can offer my services only to those worthy of being in the same room with me. There are few I actually allow this honor, however I am willing to consider offers. My people are very well trained in carrying me up the stairs, giving up their chairs and being whacked whenever I feel the need. They know who is in charge.
I charge four treats per paw, payable immediately. I reserve the right to reciprocate (or not).
The ladies call me a real looker, and I don't disagree. I spend most of my time in baskets. Probably more than most. Are you hip to that? Want to cuddle with this guy for a few hours? Hit me up foxy gals.
***I'm partial to calicos who don't have attitudes. (haha)
What's up with this guy? I saw him in my backyard and he's eating an apple which I thought was HUMAN food, but apparently not because this freak is eating it. Is he a squirrel and human hybrid? Has anyone heard of such a thing? Will he get human sized? Should I be worried? Because I'm kind of worried. Has anyone else seen him?
i just found this bowl that once held yogurt. not sure about flavor, but it tastes pretty good. i think it's only a couple hours old so just slightly dried. you might like the challenge. i have no patience.
bonus: comes with spoon. look at sweet arial shot.
make an offer.
Kiki- fluffy black female Persian cross. Around 6 years old. Professional huntress.
Ozzy- black and white male tuxedo, on the heavy side. 4 years. Good at scouting out nip and liver treats.
Lynx- Moderately fluffy female former-feral. Around 2 or 3 years. Tabby colored. Could be a huntress with work, could get things like bags and strings for the gang.
All 3 of us are partially outdoor cats that can handle a rough-and-tumble gang of alleycats. Contact if you are lookinng for your next top alleycats!