Thursday, October 8, 2015 - 4:56pm
We are a couple of lovebirds seeking a friend to just hang out.
Must be okay with our PDA, as we are very affectionate. Must be okay with accompanying us on dates. Must be single.
Preferably another tabby cat. We don't want you to stand out too much. We are the couple, after all.
Message if you are interested.
Thursday, October 8, 2015 - 4:46pm
This stuffed atrocity was on my person's bed. I feel personally offended because I am a tuxedo cat and this looks like some caricature of me...
Am I correct in my rage??? I feel as if I am justified but who knows, maybe I'm being dramatic...
Wednesday, October 7, 2015 - 3:11pm
I will accept any offer just PLEASE get this off my paws. My people put it back on everytime it falls off and I don't think I can handle one more second of "holiday cheer". Come on people, it isn't even halloween yet!!
Please message me ASAP.
Wednesday, October 7, 2015 - 3:00pm
i found this old potato chip the other day and i thought "woah thats some cool shit" and i got 2 thinkin: wat stuff have other cats found?? so i figured i'd ask on here
whats the coolest/tastiest thing u hav found under the couch??
Monday, October 5, 2015 - 1:49am
I was just informed that my people will be getting...a dog...
I've heard nothing but bad news and I am so worried. And angry. And annoyed.
Anyone live with dogs right now? Got any advice/thoughts/earplugs to offer??? Assuming it will be loud.
Thanks in advance
Monday, October 5, 2015 - 1:47am
i dug this out from under my momma's bed. its kinda dusty so thats why i'm offering it for free. i think she crafts with the stuff.
i promise i haven't played with it yet! it's never been used (as far as i know)
first come first serve! hit me up
Thursday, October 1, 2015 - 11:48pm
does your human smell nasty?
do they not take good care of themselves?
well now you don't have to clean them! hire me and i'll clean them for you.
Thursday, October 1, 2015 - 11:44pm
a cute small house to fit all ur cat needs. well used.
Wednesday, September 30, 2015 - 9:24pm
i like to loaf on top of their hips (or their butts, LOL)
what about u ???
Wednesday, September 30, 2015 - 9:22pm
found this on my owner's bed. not sure what to make of it, other than the fact that she is wearing the faces of OTHER CATS on her head.
am i justified in my anger???