Wednesday, December 4, 2013 - 7:39am
So they can't just let an empty TP roll be an empty TP roll. They have to draw a cat face on it because they think we'll like it better. Wrong! So much wasted energy when we just want the plain old stupid empty roll. Once again, people think they know what we want and they fail.
So I'm giving this thing away for FREE. Whoever responds first gets it. Have fun.
Tuesday, December 3, 2013 - 7:22am
So these humans bring an OUTDOOR tree INSIDE the house and expect us not to climb it?? What the hell are they thinking?? Like we can just turn off cat instinct and all of a sudden act out of character? They're the weirdos bringing trees inside their houses. Geez.
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Sunday, December 1, 2013 - 5:04pm
I have a small nip and meat company in the mid-atlantic region of the us. I'm looking to expand my business to other locations.
Ability to convince your owner/slave to drive you to a remote location to obtain nip, ham, beef, ect.
Ability to be in around nip and tasty meat w/o eating or sniffing it.
Like to work at night
Don't mind doing "illegal" things
Don't mind peeing in the car if necessary for longer jobs
2oz of nip per delivery
extra 1oz of nip for every additional hour of transport time that exceeds one hour
3oz of your desired meat for each delivery
extra 3oz of your desired meat if you had to pee in the car
transporters will be invited to the christmas party with free nip and an assortment of meats
serious inquiries only, please contact me at email@example.com
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Sunday, December 1, 2013 - 6:57am
Dog has crossed me one time too many times. Looking for other cats interested in causing a little trouble and then blaming dog. This is your chance to get back at the filthier species and NOT get caught! Will you join me?
**Beefy cats who can tip over kitchen garbage cans or really large cats whose poop resembles that of a Jack Russell Terrier a plus.
Saturday, November 30, 2013 - 8:02am
Looking for GOOD thanksgiving leftovers. We only have gross stuff like stuffing and sweet potatoes. I want turkey and gravy. who's holding? Hit me up and let's talk turkey.
Thursday, November 28, 2013 - 1:30pm
Just scored this awesome ball from the small human. Rolls well, chimes great, has stitches you can claw and still has tags for chewing. Will sell for $ or trade for high grade organic catnip or treats.
Thursday, November 28, 2013 - 8:03am
Looking for a cat who is adept at stealing food from a busy Thanksgiving table. Particularly turkey bits and anything gravy or cream-sauce related. Get back to be ASAP. Time is of the essence.
Sunday, November 24, 2013 - 7:19pm
Have you been put on diet food and found your treats reduced? Call me, foremost cat weight counselor. If I can't help you reach your human's goals* within the specified time frame, I will sneak in and replace your diet food with the regular stuff without your owner noticing! * - tips for changing your owner's expectations available at extra charge.
Saturday, November 23, 2013 - 9:56pm
my mommee keeps bringing all these new kittens in!!! its bad enuff i have to deal with my three big sisters and THAT DOG, but why does she keep bringing in all these little runts???
ive tried telling her how i feel: i pee on her bed, i pee on her clothes, ive even peed on her! ive tried intimidating the kittens, keeping them from food, jumping on them when they use the litter box. ive even pushed them off the bed when mommee is sleeping. she still keeps bringing them
what do i do?? why cant she see that im the princess and she shouldnt have any other kittee??
Saturday, November 23, 2013 - 9:19pm
Ever since the small human has started moving, I've had to be on guard. Recently, he's been sneaking up on me. I'm a bit portly and find fast getaways tough. Seeking a fast moving, fast waking cat to sub in for me. If you wake quickly and move fast and escape enough, I'm sure he'll give up. Salary: all the Whiskas cat treats you can eat during a shift*. *assuming you have claws and can rip the bag open.