Are you the tom I've been waiting for? Me: svelte and EXTREMELY flexible Bombay lookalike, enjoys counter cruising, stealing food from my kitty housemates, zooming around the house at 90 miles an hour and snoozing in sun puddles. You: Tall, muscular, big jowls, long hair, like snuggling in sun puddles. Bonus points if you have a tipped ear ... mmm, ear-tipped toms make me all purry. No fleas, no communicable diseases, no spraying in the house!
Also available to model for tasteful yoga and tail photography: pay in low-carb, grain-free wet food and snacks (trying to watch my weight).